No one is forcing you to attend an out-of-state private school.

Category: Articles

'Follow your dreams', 'You can do anything you put your mind to', 'Do what you love'. This is the kind of shortsighted tripe that parents and school guidance counselors have been spewing for years, mostly because they find it difficult to explain real world facts to children.1 Facts like 'You may not be able to find a job immediately upon graduating from high school/college', 'The field you are interested in now may not even exist by the time you have finished your training',2 and my personal favorite 'You might have to work a job you hate for many years to support yourself and your family'.

We've all heard it: 'Get a degree so that you wont be flipping burgers at 40', and to a certain extent that is sound advice. Unfortunately however, this advice is seldom accompanied by any direction pertaining to which field one should enter. By the end of high school everyone knows how they want to spend the rest of your life, Right? Figuring out what you will spend the rest of your life doing should not be an easy one. It will, if you have any common sense, require a lot of research, as deciding anything important always does. This may sound like I'm trying to dissuade anyone from getting a college degree, that could not be farther from the truth. I'm telling you don't be stupid when choosing where to spend the next 4-8 years of your life. Remember: there are many different degrees and ways to achieve them. Which brings us to the subject of community college.

These days attending community college has a negative connotation, I would love to hear why this is. Community colleges offer a wide range of services at extremely reasonable rates, including Associates degrees, job placement, and college transfer credits.

Lets say, for example, you would like a 4 year degree.

You could start off at a community college. Spend your first 2 years working towards your college transfer credits(or an associates degree), then transfer to a 4 year university. You will still receive your chosen degree, but at a fraction of the overall cost;3 thereby minimizing your indebtedness.

But maybe you want the "real college experience". Well, its going to cost you. At the rate of $8,244 per year for in-state(full time) and $12,526 for out-of-state, you are looking at $32,976 and $50,104 respecively over your college career.4

Lets go the other route. You decide to attend a private university. On average you will spend $28,500 per year in tuition,4 and thats just if you are in state. By the time you graduate you will owe over one hundred thousand dollars.

In all 3 of these scenarios you will not be guaranteed employment. You wont be a doctor, lawyer, dentist, scientist, astronaut or anything else your parents said you could be.

Meanwhile if you actually find a job, your salary will be around $27,000 a year.5 How much debt do you want to have when you graduate? Was that out of state private school degree worth it?

Many employers use a college degree to weed out unqualified applicants. However, a lesser degree with equivalent experience has a two-fold advantage. By allowing an under-qualified employee to fill a higher position, the company can offer a lower salary, while the candidate receives gainful employment. Too bad this only works if the company incentivizes training the new employee to the advertised skill level.

Maybe we should be telling children that nothing is guaranteed, especially not this nebulous idea of the 'America Dream'. Most of us alive in the U.S. today have enjoyed an unparalleled period of prosperity, and perhaps because of this we have become lax in the 'critical thinking' department.

God forbid an individual take on a reasonable amount of student loans(which cannot be defaulted on),6 under the expectation of a receiving a reasonable wage.

Personal responsibly anyone?

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Posted by Micah on November 3, 2011, 9:41 am

With Teeth - Steve Jobs Memorial Edition

Category: Podcast

We are back from our year long hiatus and just in time to review some winners. Insipid lyrics, questionable rhyme schemes, ludicrous accents, ESL rappers, we've got our work cut out for us.

Everyday I'm podcasting

We say a lot of bad things, not because we need to, but because we want to. If sticks, stones, and words hurt you PLEASE don't download any of our shows, ever.

56MB MP3: Bustin' makes me feel good.

    Track listing:

  1. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F)

    • Kevin: 2 Zooey Deschanel quirky sexy winks

    • Micah: 4 Sexy album covers

    • Final Score: 3

  2. Foster the People - Pumped up kicks

    • Kevin: 4 Feel Good INCs

    • Micah: Garage Band 4.0

    • Final Score: 4

  3. Pitbull - Give me Everything (Ft. Ne-Yo, Afrojack, Nayer)

    • Kevin: An absolute 0 of suck.

    • Micah: 0 Ear Turds

    • Final Score: 0

  4. LMFAO - Part Rock Anthem (Ft. Lauren Bennett, GoonRock)

    • Kevin: 1 Missing Fergie

    • Micah: 4 Acronym Band Names

    • Final Score: 2.5

  5. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (Ft. Ester Dean)

    • Micah: Nikki Minaj a 3

    • Kevin: 4 Fly Pelicans

    • Final Score: 3.5

  6. Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci

    • Kevin: 2 Pierced Nipples

    • Micah: The cold blackness of space: 0

    • Final Score: 1

This weeks Winner: Foster the People

This weeks Loser: Pitbull

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Posted by Micah on October 4, 2011, 7:33 am

With Teeth - Crunk grime house funk psycho metal jazz electro skronk core [needs citation]

Category: Podcast

This week Kevin and Micah entertain the masses with an in-depth historical perspective on the war of 1812 as well as a complete retrospective on how Jane Austen pioneered the victorianfemcore genre. It's BYOMWE for bring your own mindless wikipedia edits as we attempt to classify, reclassify, and declassify six of the top pop singles in 'merica at the moment. Strap in and lube up, otherwise there might be some skin irritation involved.

Much like Mr. Darcy or Edward Cullen; We are sometimes rude and crass when we feel strongly about something. If you are easily offended by "common" speech please don't download our sparkling Victorian oratory.

56MB MP3: Post-Podcastcore

    Track listing:

  1. Eminem - Not Afraid

    • Kevin: 4 Britney Murphys from behind

    • Micah: 3 Mile

    • Final Score: 3.5

  2. 3Oh!3 - My First Kiss

    • Micah: Three 1 Three

    • Kevin: 3 Medicinal marijuana dispensaries

    • Final Score: 2

  3. B.o.b. Ft. Bruno Mars - Nothing on you

    • Kevin: 5 Boobs are better than 1 B.o.b.

    • Micah: 3 Starfoxes

    • Final Score: 4

  4. Jason Derulo - In my head

    • Micah: 1 Focus Group Generated Artist

    • Kevin: 3 3rd Person Intro Exclamations

    • Final Score: 2

  5. Miley Cyrus - Can't be Tamed

    • Micah: 1 Year until she can withdraw that Hanna Montana money

    • Kevin: 2 Pedobear Pix

    • Final Score: 1.5

  6. Adam Lambert - Whataya Want From Me

    • Kevin: 1 Adarod Lambeto

    • Micah: 4 Bottles of Guyliner

    • Final Score: 2.5

This weeks Winner: B.o.b. Ft Bruno Mars - Nothing on you

This weeks Loser: 3Oh!3 - My First Kiss(and the entire state of Colorado)

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Posted by Micah on June 23, 2010, 6:52 am

With Teeth - Supermassive Neutron Black Pulsar Hole Resistance Collision

Category: Podcast

This week Micah and Kevin discover a new formula for Craptonium, a rare earth mineral until now only found in abundance in the billboard top 40. Bring your goggles and bunson burners and make sure you know where the nearest eye-wash station is, because it's time for some musical review chemistry!

The patented method we use for track deconstruction releases the following by-products into the atmosphere: Swearing, Insensitive speech, Vulgarity, Garish disregard of others feelings, Rakish good looks, The burning anger of 100 suns. If you are offended by words do not download this podcast.

54MB MP3: Electric Transmission Exploding!

    Track listing:

  1. Ke$ha - Your Love is My Drug

    • Micah: 4 Likable Hipster Beards

    • Kevin: 1 Manufactured Industry Whore... ...ible Singer

    • Final Score:2.5

  2. Underworld Ft. High Contrast - Scribble

    • Micah: 9 Token 90s MTV DJs

    • Kevin: 8 Tabs of Extacy

    • Final Score: 8.5

  3. Muse - Neutron Star Collision (Love is Forever)

    • Kevin: 1 Pretentious Science Reference (Muse Fucking Sucks)

    • Micah: 2 Neutron Stars Colliding

    • Final Score: 1.5

  4. Bombay Bicycle Club

    • Kevin: 7 Sweet Wheelies on a 10-Speed

    • Micah: 6 Indian Push-bike Theft-deterrents

    • Final Score: 6.5

  5. Busta Rhymes Ft. Swizz Beatz - Stop the Party

    • Micah: 1 Fat Busta Rhymes

    • Kevin: 3 Slowly Sinking Hip-Hop Careers

    • Final Score: 2

  6. Kanye West - Power

    • Kevin: 2 Unseemly Interruptions

    • Micah: 2 Car Crashes

    • Final Score: 2

This weeks Winner: Underworld

This weeks Loser: Muse (Go Fuck Yourselves)

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Posted by on June 9, 2010, 11:35 am

With Teeth - That's what you get when you... ...take a dirty picture for me

Category: Podcast

This week K & M celebrate the musical bounty of leaked topless pictures stolen from celebrity phones. To commemorate this historic event we delve into our endless treasure trove of musical mediocrity to try to see if anyone left their talent unsecured and accessible to the public. Canada makes a comeback, and everyone finds their seats thanks to the well prepared staff, so sit back and enjoy another blind flight through the aural asteroid belt that is pop music.

"The Internet" is a scary place full of bad words and even worse attitudes, which is why we think people who are easily offended (or ever offended) should never download any of our podcasts.

60MB MP3: I'm Link

    Track listing:

  1. The Drums - Forever and Ever Amen

    • Micah: 5 Wampire Veekends

    • Kevin: 4 Terrible Indie Rock Haircuts

    • Final Score:4.5

  2. Usher Ft. Will.I.Am - OMG

    • Kevin: 2 Golden Corral Hip Hop

    • Micah: 2 Tired Acronym Song Titles

    • Final Score: 2

  3. Sleighbells – Tell 'Em

    • Micah: 6 One Miss Wonders

    • Kevin: 5 Bubbly Cans of Noise Pop

    • Final Score: 5.5

  4. Arcade Fire - No Cars Go

    • Kevin: 4 Shrill Female Vocalists

    • Micah: 5 Disney Movie Intros

    • Final Score: 4.5

  5. Ellie Goulding - Guns and Horses

    • Kevin: 6 Cutie Indie Rock Blondes

    • Micah: 5 Awkward British Hillary Duffs (7 for the Jezebel Remix)

    • Final Score: 5.5

  6. Katy Perry Ft. Snoop Dogg - California Gurls

    • Micah: 2 Days Stuck in my Head :(

    • Kevin: 2 Massive Tittays

    • Final Score: 2

This weeks winner: Ellie Goulding for not having ugly tats.

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