This week at least 1/3 of the bands reviews have a crushing addiction to denim and maple syrup. There’s some producers who have seen better days but still need checks in order to continue their bottle poppin’ habits, and a couple of bands that are, simply put, better off dead. Tune in to find out what exactly is wrong with music and what your options are for medical treatment from our trained staff of clinical rehabilitation specialist. This episode contains approximately 100% more ham disguised as bacon but thankfully is completely Nickleback free.

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51MB MP3: Steve Perry

Track listing:

1. Crystal Castles - Celestica

   • Kevin: 6 Mexican Steve Perrys

   • Micah: 5 Canadian Composing Combos

   • Final Score: 5.5

2. Klaxons - Golden Skans

   • Kevin: 7 Excellent Covers of Grace

   • Micah: 4 Bad British Bands

   • Final Score: 5.5

3. Train - Hey, Soul Sister

   • Kevin: 1 Ukulele Punctured Liver

   • Micah: 1 Insufferably Inept Imbecile

   • Final Score: 1

4. Timbaland Ft. Justin Timberlake - Carry Out

   • Micah: 3 Past Prime Producers

   • Kevin: 2 JT Beatboxes

   • Final Score: 2.5

5. Roll Deep Ft. Jodie Connor - Real Good Time

   • Micah: 2 Wiley Wites Wubbish

   • Kevin: 2 Fat Kids Falling During DDR

   • Final Score: 2

6. Alexisonfire - The Northern

   • Micah: 4 Annoying Atheist Assholes

   • Kevin: 2 Dazzling Jesus Jean Jackets

   • Final Score: 3

This weeks winner: You, the listener. (Tie)