This week Kevin and Micah take a look at the the fascinating world of private school hipster music and all of it's ever-engrossing facets that make it so respectable and artistically pure. We'll also delve in to the current state of hip-hop, a genre near and dear to our white middleclass hearts, wrapping up with the triumph that is Jordan Catellano as he finally breaks through to the big time as a musician, even though it costs him his relationship with Angela Chase.

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57MB MP3: Tres de Mayo Especial

Track listing:

1. Sage Francis - The Best of Times

   • Micah: 5 Paul Giamatti Lookalikes

   • Kevin: 2 Slow Motion Snaps

   • Final Score: 3.5

2. MGMT - Flash Delirium

   • Kevin: 4 Tired Hipster Cliches

   • Micah: 8 Horrifying Videos

   • Final Score: 6.0

3. Kelis - Acapella

   • Kevin: 3 Extra Long Milkshake Straws

   • Micah: 6 Boys to the Yard

   • Final Score: 4.5

4. Drake - Over

   • Micah: 6 Unnecessary Ass Shots in the Video

   • Kevin: 5 Empty Sprite Bottles

   • Final Score: 5.5

5. Deftones - Diamond Eyes

   • Kevin: 8 Wildly Fluctuating Chino Waistlines

   • Micah: 9 Skinny Chinos

   • Final Score: 8.5

6. 30 Seconds to Mars - This is War

   • Micah: 5 Jared Leto Movie Death Scenes

   • Kevin: 2 Episodes of "My so Called Life"

   • Final Score: 3.5

This weeks winner: Deftones - Diamond Eyes