This week K & M celebrate the musical bounty of leaked topless pictures stolen from celebrity phones. To commemorate this historic event we delve into our endless treasure trove of musical mediocrity to try to see if anyone left their talent unsecured and accessible to the public. Canada makes a comeback, and everyone finds their seats thanks to the well prepared staff, so sit back and enjoy another blind flight through the aural asteroid belt that is pop music.
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The Drums - Forever and Ever Amen
Micah: 5 Wampire Veekends
Kevin: 4 Terrible Indie Rock Haircuts
Final Score:4.5
Usher Ft. Will.I.Am - OMG
Kevin: 2 Golden Corral Hip Hop
Micah: 2 Tired Acronym Song Titles
Final Score: 2
Sleighbells – Tell 'Em
Micah: 6 One Miss Wonders
Kevin: 5 Bubbly Cans of Noise Pop
Final Score: 5.5
Arcade Fire - No Cars Go
Kevin: 4 Shrill Female Vocalists
Micah: 5 Disney Movie Intros
Final Score: 4.5
Ellie Goulding - Guns and Horses
Kevin: 6 Cutie Indie Rock Blondes
Micah: 5 Awkward British Hillary Duffs (7 for the Jezebel Remix)
Final Score: 5.5
Katy Perry Ft. Snoop Dogg - California Gurls
Micah: 2 Days Stuck in my Head :(
Kevin: 2 Massive Tittays
Final Score: 2
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This weeks winner: Ellie Goulding for not having ugly tats.